
The collar is too much, but we're liking the rest of it for being at least a little interesting. It's like trompe l'oeil lingerie with the pseudo-garter thing going on around the hem.

No. Get back in your limo, go home and put a little effort in. This isn't a dress, it's a fabric sample.

It's a little "sexy Mrs. Roper," but again, we'll give anyone credit for trying to do something interesting. We don't love it or anything, but it's not a neutral, strapless cocktail dress and that's gotta count for something.

Who the hell are all these fetuses? When did the PCAs become the Nickelodeon Awards? We have kitchen utensils older than her so we'll give her a pass. It's cute in an 8th grade dance kind of way.

We are not digging the contrasting jacket and pants thing at all. We don't expect tuxedos at an event like this, but this is just too casual Friday for the red carpet, even it if is actually blue.

Very nice. A little safe, but not boring.

We cringe at the footwear, but we did it when we were young, too. Granted, he's well past the age when we gave up the Chucks with Tux look, but he's got to appeal to that pubescent fan base, we suppose.

An utterly forgettable dress.

Sure, it's a bit cha-cha, but we love that.

This picture isn't a very good angle, but we like the simplicity of this dress for her. She seems to be that rare creature, the celebrity who actually learns how to dress for the RC as she gets older. Back in the day, she wore some nightmares. We're not entirely sure if this is such a good color for her.

But we are absolutely sure this color is wrong for her. And so is that hair. We really like the dress, though.

Oh, thank god. We couldn't take another Kardashian looking relatively tasteful.

This girl is a consistent crack-smoker when it comes to the red carpet and even though we have problems with this dress, especially the hem, we kinda dig it for being a little fun and cute. It looks a bit casual for an awards show, though.

Way too "Dateless at my cousin's wedding."

It's not exactly exciting, but it is a pretty dress.

She's a bit young to be going the Streisand route.

While we appreciate the sentiment, we simply cannot support political slogans plastered on red carpet dresses.

Yawn.

Boring and a little cheap-looking.

Totally forgettable.

Kittens. We just don't know how much more of this crap we can take.

J'ADORE! It's totally cracktastic, but she's working the shit out of it. AND IT'S NOT A SHITTY COCKTAIL DRESS.

Pretty much perfect.

NONONO! NO CASUAL FRIDAYS ON THE RC!

Even without the googling we did to confirm, we knew this chick was a soap opera actress. Past a certain age, they all default to the "I want to have sex with each person taking my picture" pose. It's kind of hilarious. The Lucci is exempt, of course.